Deadpool XBOX360

I’m not sure if you can hear me over how awesome I am, so listen closely. There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into this insanely sweet game: I’m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I’ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I hunger for two things, chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm… chimichangas) I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah, be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)

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I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter.
Keep a look out because some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!?) will be making an appearance.
I’m really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, jumping from really REALLY high places, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
I brought my skills and a butt-load of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course yours truly–ME! (Checkmate!)

Deadpool is a kick-butt, butt-kicking new video game based on the awesome-ing-ist Super Hero ever known to man …(and woman, if you know what we're sayin') – starring yours truly, ME – DEADPOOL. I know, I know…I pee'd myself a little with excitement just now too (you call that 'a little?').

Some of you may know me as the Merc with a Mouth, (or the mercenary for hire) – what can I say; I have skills! (You know who else has skills?) High Moon Studios has skills, and I hired them to make my game, because they're awesome, and so am I. But they're not as awesome as I am, if that's what you've heard. (Who'd you hear that from?) (Wait, listen…you smell something?)

Anywho, where was I? Oh yeah, ME, and my game Deadpool! With some cashola I 'borrowed' (ha!!! riiight…'borrowed') from Activision Publishing, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Activision Blizzard, Inc. (Nasdaq: ATVI) (blah blah blah), and some of the big cheeses (mmmmm…cheeeeese) from Marvel Entertainment, my Deadpool game will feature all of my favorite things – katanas (check), big guns (and not just these amazing arm muscles) (check), crazy poop-your-pants action (check), hot chicks (check), maybe some of my X-Men friends (well, depending on what they're wearing), burritos, bouncy houses and of course ME!!! (check)(check) And check!